But not when I'm at Costco.
Like everything else there, their house brand Kirkland trail mix is super-sized. For extra snackin'.
I'm not saying everyone needs a bag of trail mix bigger than their head, but Costco does make it hard to resist. It's a salty snack the way God intended.
Sure it has the things you'd expect in a trail mix - nuts, more nuts, that other kind of nuts, those nuts. But it also has soft, chewy raisins. And m&m's. Lots of them.
And even though I'm allergic to chocolate ( you can see how it stops me..), I always try to mine that section of mix that has the most m&m's in it. Maybe I don't breathe for a day or two. Well worth it.
The bag itself isn't bottomless, even though it feels like it when you're sitting on the couch grazing while a few hours of mindless television go drifting by.
Or so I hear.
You know one reason shopping carts at Costco are so huge?
So they can hold all my trail mix, that's why.
3 comments:
A bag like that will surely get you through the Apocalypse.
It will. And stop calling me Shirley.
or a weekend.
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