The Pope In The Hat

It came by surprise
That cold rainy day
When the Pope said it was time
He was going away

We all sat stunned
As we gasped in surprise
But we knew he meant it
The Pope told no lies

What would people say?
What would they do?
Who will be the new Pope?
Will it be you?

And just as the news was sinking in
Suddenly all of them broke out in a wide, happy grin
One of them said, "Well would you look at that."
Standing at the door was The Pope In The Hat.

He said to us, "Why do you all look like that?"
"Is this what my resignation's begat?"
"I must say I'm surprised by the expressions I've found."
"I'm still the Pope, there should be smiles all around."

"I've been Pope all these years"
"I've served you all very well"
"And when I go I'll take with me"
"Many stories to tell"

Someone in the crowd started to speak
It got so quiet, not a peep, not a squeak
They said, "What of the scandals you leave behind?"
He said, "No one remembers, no one will mind."

The end of the month it will all start again
The process of choosing from some very good men.
They've devoted their lives to faith and belief
And it's their time to shine
And it's my time to leave

He paused for a minute, a small tear in his eye
Trying to think of a gentle way to say his goodbye
He said, "Despite what you may hear walking round this place"
"be brave, remember, stay strong in your faith."

Soon February 28th will come, and in a blink that will be that
He'll be history, The Pope In The Hat