Gay? Hell, I'm not even happy.
I don't get asked that anymore, even though according to The Advocate I live in the 14th gayest city in America.
The first, surprisingly, is Salt Lake City.
Using extremely unscientific criteria and some "edgier metrics like the number of International Mr. Leather competition semifinalists and the presence of nude yoga classes", the list includes places like Little Rock and Grand Rapids.
Both of which I'm hoping aren't punch lines to gay jokes about Indian names I'm better off not knowing.
You can see the article and the entire list here. If your city, like mine, is on the list, you can take pride (see what I did there?) in the fact you live in a tolerant and diverse part of the world that probably has lots of meticulously restored Craftsman homes and drought-resistant gardens everywhere you look.
Perhaps not surprisingly, on the list of most conservative cities, none of the top fifteen line up with The Advocate's list, even though some of them are in the same states.
They're mostly red states.
Although there's no reason they couldn't be made over to be a fabulous purple and chartreuse.
