First of all, I get that it's a free country. People can park where they want when they want.
But really, do motorcycles have to park in car spaces? At the mall? On a hot, busy Saturday?
I'm starting to feel a little like Charlie Brown each time Lucy yanks the football away. I come around a corner, and see what I believe to be a free spot. Instantly filled with a sense of optimism and accomplishment, I pull up to it and begin turning in, only to see a motorcycle parked there.
At that moment, I'm filled with something considerably less positive.
I always thought one of the reasons you ride a motorcycle - besides the fun of it, the mileage, the low maintenance costs and the cool factor - is so you can just park it in all the places a car can't get into. You just ride up, park it on that sliver of asphalt right next to the shop, or restaurant, or bar, or where ever, then hop off with the smugness of knowing you aren't circling the parking lot for hours looking for a spot.
To engage in car-like behavior just seems self-defeating.
It'd be like sitting in traffic on the freeway at rush hour, and crawling along at 3 mph along with the rest of us instead of zipping between cars, narrowly missing our mirrors and inspiring jealousy and hatred.
Some malls already have designated motorcycle parking spots. Maybe they all need to.
Until they do, try to take advantage of what you've got and don't park in our spaces. After all, we may be on the freeway but our doors still open.
Just sayin'.
