Look, here's the thing: it's 11 at night, and I'm tired from a day filled with all sorts of unexpected emergencies, new-dog frustrations (post about him peeing on the barbecue coming soon) and a visit with the chiropractor that was more painful than the pain I went in for. In other words, I could use a few laughs.
So a light bulb went off in my head: how many light bulb jokes could I tell before I bored myself? Notice I wasn't concerned about boring you - I figured I passed that finish line about three-hundred posts ago.
Anyway, lets see if we can find out.
How many Oregonians does it take to change a light bulb? Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience.
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes three light bulbs.
How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it, and one not to change it.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. It turned itself in.
How many members of U2 does it take to change a light bulb? One. Bono holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
How many Apple employees does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. One to change it and six to design the t-shirt.
Alright, I'm completely bored - I can't even imagine how you feel. I promise I'll try to do better and put a little more effort into tomorrows' post.
But for now, how many tired, sleep-deprived, vapor-locked bloggers does it take to end a post? Just one.
