Since, according to this article, the average consumer can be exposed to between 3000 and 20,000 ads a day, and actually see and register about 250 of them, commercials - especially bad ones - have also become one of the things we have to deny in order not to be overwhelmed by them. Out of necessity, they become white noise.
It'd be a second career getting mad about all of them.
However, there is one commercial so bad, so hateful, so grating in the most primal way, I feel pointing it out is less of a gripe and more of a public service. It's this one:
Here's how I'm pretty sure the meeting went.
CLIENT: What do you think the kid should look like?
ART DIRECTOR: Well, he should be...
ACCOUNT PERSON: We were leaning towards a "New York" look. (actually does air quotes)
CLIENT: You mean Jewish.
ACCOUNT PERSON: Yes, you know, curly hair, big nose...
Laughter erupts in the room.
CLIENT: Can we have him say some Jew sounding words?
WRITER: Like fancy, schmancy or for cryin' out loud?
CLIENT: Yes!
ACCOUNT PERSON: (hamming it up - no pun intended) Oy vey, we'll do it.
ART DIRECTOR: Maybe an argyle sweater, so he looks like the old Je...uh, old "New York" guys you see in the jewelry mart.
CLIENT: I love it. What do they say?
ACCOUNT PERSON: Mazel tov?
CLIENT: That's it!
Laughter erupts again.
Don't get me wrong, I love the Jews on TV. I can even tolerate the stereotyping. But what I hate is a stale concept, long past its expiration date, that's been done a gazillion times before - in this case a kid talking like a wiser, older "New York" grandfather to kids slightly younger than him who, for some inexplicable reason, know how to act their real age.
And wagging the corn dog while he's talking must be a Jewish tradition I'm not familiar with.
It's frustrating because it's AT&T. A big client with a huge advertising budget and decent production dollars to spend, and this is the best they (and their 65-year old, Jackie Mason loving writer/art director team) could do.
Then, just to make sure there's absolutely no escape, they run the crap out of this spot. You can't turn on the TV without seeing it everywhere. Maybe the kid got them the air time wholesale.
The best advice I can give the team, or anyone else associated with this spot is that same advice that works managing life's risks.
If someone asks if it's your spot, deny it.
