Many agencies even have full blown production departments they position to potential clients as responsive and money-saving, when actually what they are is a profit center for the agency.
"Sure we can produce 10 spots for a million dollars!"
What they don't mention is that the hard costs to them are only $20K a spot. What the hell, everyone's entitled to make money. And if that money goes into the freelance budget, even better.
Perhaps I've said too much already.
Anyway, sometimes that equipment is drafted into service for a new business pitch, a party video or a clip about the agency for their site.
I've always tried to avoid appearing in these videos. They never seem to be as funny or clever as they are on paper (Yes, just like my copy - so predictable). And while everyone is yelling at you to look happy while it's being shot, I've noticed the overwhelming feeling after participating is regret for having done it.
Still, there never seems to be a shortage of volunteers. I call it the Kardashian effect: the 15 minutes of fame theory reduced to 2 minutes while it gets shown in a staff meeting.
The powers that be where I'm working right now asked me to appear in a New Hire video today (I'm using "asked" as a euphemism). The idea was a group of people - a representative from every department - around a conference room table having a fake brainstorming session. I guess it was going to be shown in the HR waiting room. I made them swear a blood-oath and put in writing that it would never make its way to YouTube, social media or the company website.
They assured me it wouldn't.
The upshot of it all was that shortly before they were to begin shooting, they said I couldn't do it because I was only a temp employee. They were going to use a staffer instead. Personally, I think I was being such a pain in the ass they just uninvited me to the dance. It wouldn't be the first time.
Fine with me.
Besides, until they invent a camera that subtracts ten pounds, I don't think I'll be appearing in agency videos any time soon.
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I was in a "How to Work with the Creative Team" video at Yahoo! when I was a freelancer. I would love to track that thing down...and, like you, not on YouTube.
I remember those videos. Giant pain. And afterward, you can't count the time as billable hours. Hell.
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