We've (or should that be weave) all seen it by now. The video of the shithole president's hair trying to make its getaway as he boards Air Farce One (spelling intentional).
First the Emperor has no clothes. Now he has no hair.
Naturally, because the fake president is the festering pile of shit he is, we're not laughing with him. We're laughing at him. No one is uttering the phrase "That's unfortunate." or "I feel bad for him." The most telling thing about the video is how after his combover turns into a flyaway, he stops and waves at the top of the stairs as if nothing has happened.
Which is exactly the way he approaches his presidency (throwing up a little just typing "his presidency").
Here's a partial, very partial, list of the things he's done so far:
Stolen a Supreme Court seat.
Robbed the middle class with a tax reform scam.
Cost millions of voters their healthcare.
Obliterated environmental regulations.
Appointed the "best" most unqualified people he can find to his cabinet.
Got rid of net neutrality.
Reversed a rule oil companies had to report payments to foreign governments.
Cancelled a rule saying financial advisors had to act in the best interest of their clients.
Ended a rule allowing consumers to file class-action lawsuits against banks.
Repealed a rule mandating employers keep records of workplace injuries.
Repealed a ban on lead bullets.
Reduced the size of national monuments and parks.
Repealed documents defining rights of students with disabilities.
Canceled public reporting of visitors to the White House.
So much winning.
And after each deplorable act, he smiles and waves as if nothing happened. As if he had a mandate. Like he won the popular vote. After all, that's what stable genius' do.
The good news is by all indications the midterms will be the day of reckoning for this racist, traitorous idiot. And the decades long list of social and global progress he's decimating will be the same list Democrats use as a checklist to restore them one by one.
So there's reason to be slightly optimistic. Because it's my belief that with a Democrat controlled congress in November, if he isn't already removed from office or locked up by then, at least the idea of Trump finishing out his only term will be a lot less hair raising for the rest of us.
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